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  <title>Home is behind, the world ahead (I wish)</title>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 04 Mar 2004 00:28:27 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>We have come to this journal&apos;s end</title>
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  <description>Well kiddos, the time has come. I&apos;ve finally gotten sick of my livejournal name and decided to move on. &quot;The only officer&quot; was kind of a one year joke and that year is long since over. My new username is &lt;span class=&apos;ljuser  ljuser-name_lalael&apos; lj:user=&apos;lalael&apos; style=&apos;white-space: nowrap;&apos;&gt;&lt;a href=&apos;http://lalael.livejournal.com/profile&apos;&gt;&lt;img src=&apos;http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif&apos; alt=&apos;[info]&apos; width=&apos;17&apos; height=&apos;17&apos; style=&apos;vertical-align: bottom; border: 0; padding-right: 1px;&apos; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href=&apos;http://lalael.livejournal.com/&apos;&gt;&lt;b&gt;lalael&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;. I look forward to seeing you all over there. :-D Adieu, theonlyofficer, and good night.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://img16.photobucket.com/albums/v47/theonlyofficer/toogoodbye.jpg&quot;&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Tue, 02 Mar 2004 04:53:43 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>The hunt was good, the skee ball gods are pleased...</title>
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  <description>Well kids, I cashed in my Chuck E. Cheese tickets for a grand total of 1533. Took about 10 minutes just to feed the tickets into the stupid machine while the sound of the &quot;Muncher&quot; dude kept eating them... I thought I was going to go insane. Not to mention the fact that some stupid guy came up and was breathing down my neck watching me feed them all in and then followed me over to the redeeming counter. Trying to steal my glitter lamp no doubt... *shifty glance* So yeah, I really shouldn&apos;t have gone tonight but I&apos;d been 55 tickets away for so long that... yeah... Thanks to Tauni, Amye, and the other random people who gave me tickets so I could fulfill my dream. :-P Now to save up for the 10,000 one just to say I did... Ok, going now. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Still 95 days.</description>
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  <pubDate>Mon, 01 Mar 2004 16:22:19 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>*moan*</title>
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  <description>Well, I guess the excitement of last night was a bit too much for me as I woke up sicker than a dog this morning. I mean, I was already sick but now... Ugh... no school for Hoolia today... And it&apos;s only, like, the 4th class meeting? Yuck. Oh well. It probably didn&apos;t help any that I read &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2004092008,00.html&quot;&gt;this&lt;/a&gt; article. Colleeny, do NOT click the link! And anyone else who has a weak stomach. Like me today... I&apos;m going to go lie in my bed and moan and pretend I&apos;m somewhere celebrating last night&apos;s win... Preferable somewhere with Billy. Whoo LOTR!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;95 days!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;P.S. It has just come to my attention that it is Ron Weasley&apos;s birthday. Man, I really need to find these things out sooner. Anyway, Happy Birthday to one of my favorite fictional characters!</description>
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  <pubDate>Mon, 01 Mar 2004 05:15:21 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>THEY DID IT!!!</title>
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  <description>YAY!!!!!! Return of the King won all 11 awards it was nominated for! Sean should have been nominated! It would have broken the tie with Titanic! DAMN YOU ACADEMY! But thanks for what you DID give us!!!! HUZZAH!!!! And the euphoria will last for quite some time. Thank you, Tauni, for keeping me updated! Hope I didn&apos;t break your computer with all the exclamation marks! I am SOOOOOOO HAPPY!!!!!!  *SQUEEEEES INTO OBLIVION* And the screaming of nutcases was heard around the world. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!&lt;br /&gt;*deep breath* *SQUUUUUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*&lt;br /&gt;*&apos;nother deep breath* Ok, so who&apos;s ready for the EE to come out?&lt;br /&gt;*does amazingly excited happy dance*</description>
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  <pubDate>Mon, 01 Mar 2004 02:30:22 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Yet another stunning example of people with far too much time on their hands...</title>
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  <description>Ah, to be this brilliant: &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.lordofthepeeps.com/&quot;&gt;Lord of the Peeps.&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Once again I attempted to update and it layed the Elvish Smackdown on me... stupid LJ. Luckily it wasn&apos;t a very long entry. I bought a color ink cartridge today! Now, this may not seem like very exciting news, but when you consider the fact that, for one reason or another, I haven&apos;t had color ink for about 3 years, it is exciting stuff indeed. Now I can print out Billy pictures! At least, I -should- be able to print them out except that I came home to find out my -black- cartridge has run dry. Marvelous. *sigh* Oh well, good quality Billy pictures shall wait for another day.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Still 96 days. (Whoo! I remembered! Not that it really matters &apos;cause I already put it up earlier but... damn.)</description>
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  <pubDate>Sun, 29 Feb 2004 18:06:04 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Secret Agent Pie didn&apos;t exactly graduate at the top of his class...</title>
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  <description>It&apos;s been an interesting couple of days. Interesting in that &quot;I&apos;m bored out of my mind and in a ticked off mood&quot; kinda way. My German book -still- has not arrived and so I will more than likely fail my first German test tomorrow. Grrr..... so not cool. And to add to my feelings of pissed-offedness (yes, that&apos;s a word) Mum and I went to Temecula yesterday and stopped at Barnes and Noble. Now, you wouldn&apos;t think that would tick me off, but I happened to pick up the Disney Adventures magazine to browse through the &quot;Sneak Peek&quot; for Prisoner of Azkaban and what to my wandering eyes should appear but something like &quot;You won&apos;t be seeing all those drab clothes in the latest Harry Potter movie. With a new director comes a new sense of style and the kids will be wearing kids clothes more than usual in the new movie.&quot; WHAT THE FUCK!?!?!? *screams* HELLO?!?! They&apos;re fucking WIZARDS! They wear fucking ROBES! Make more stylish robes or something but don&apos;t put them in nothing but Muggle clothes! *rage* Stupid people. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Ugh, maybe I&apos;m so bitchy &apos;cause I&apos;m sick. Or maybe it&apos;s just &apos;cause I&apos;m a big geek. I really need to stop cussing. *sigh* Anyway, another woe is that I won&apos;t be seeing the Oscars tonight. I generally don&apos;t miss TV all that much but every now and then a show will come up that I really want to see. That LotR special a couple of weeks ago, the SAG awards, the Oscars, Billeh on E! and a couple of other shows this week. *sigh* Oh well. Someone let me know how many Oscars LotR wins. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;center&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://img16.photobucket.com/albums/v47/theonlyofficer/merryandpiposcars.jpg&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Oscars promo thing by &lt;span class=&apos;ljuser  ljuser-name_lunatwilight&apos; lj:user=&apos;lunatwilight&apos; style=&apos;white-space: nowrap;&apos;&gt;&lt;a href=&apos;http://lunatwilight.livejournal.com/profile&apos;&gt;&lt;img src=&apos;http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif&apos; alt=&apos;[info]&apos; width=&apos;17&apos; height=&apos;17&apos; style=&apos;vertical-align: bottom; border: 0; padding-right: 1px;&apos; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href=&apos;http://lunatwilight.livejournal.com/&apos;&gt;&lt;b&gt;lunatwilight&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://img16.photobucket.com/albums/v47/theonlyofficer/foxtrotRotK.jpg&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;My feelings exactly! Ah, I love Foxtrot!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;i&gt;Once again I have forgotten to put the countdown in... I need to make myself a big sign or something. *sigh* 96 days.&lt;/i&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Sat, 28 Feb 2004 06:31:21 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>And the pie will haunt me to the end of my days...</title>
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  <description>*randomly sticks a &quot;98 days&quot; here* So I get this call tonight around 7 o&apos;clock from this number I don&apos;t know. I answer it and it sounds like Matt so I start having this conversation with &quot;Matt&quot; and can&apos;t figure out why he&apos;s in Hemet and for some reason also at the school... Come to find out it -isn&apos;t- Matt but Jeff. (Sorry Jeffie! I&apos;m a big geek!) He had decided that I needed to come to the school and save Karaoke night &apos;cause it was boring as hell. Well, I tried, but I alone could not do it. It was... a disaster. I mean, I walked in and Danny Guerrero was singing Lady Marmalade... need I say more? It was fun though. At one point we were going to flood the song requests with stupid things just to keep the shindig going until 3 am or so... but we (Kate, Christine, Kathleen, Jessica and I) decided to head on over to Olivera&apos;s instead. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And there was pie... Kate and Jessica had both won pie from a raffle so we got coffee and ate pie. And... god there were so many good pie moments. I don&apos;t even like pie but... I haven&apos;t laughed this hard in sooooooooo very long. Then we were listing all the songs that we should have put in, all under Danny&apos;s name. We were going to start at the beginning of the song book and just write them all down... I started coming up with songs named &quot;Aardvark&quot; &quot;Apples&quot; and when I got to &quot;Boomerang&quot; Kate spit coffee all over Kathleen... *laughs hysterically* And it was all fun and games. Until...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Jessica murdered her pie... And now its spirit haunts us. And we will never be safe. We live in the fear of the shadow of pie looming behind us with it&apos;s plastic fork, hunting us down until we pay for our cri- AH! I SEE THE SHADOW!!!! HELP ME SOMEONE, PLEA-</description>
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  <pubDate>Fri, 27 Feb 2004 04:06:57 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>EVIL LJ!!!!!</title>
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  <description>Once again I have tried to update and once again LJ has failed me... I need to download a client or something. I wonder if that would help... Hmm... ok, let&apos;s see what I recall.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I realized that yesterday I forgot to mention that a) it was Ash Wednesday and I couldn&apos;t eat meat (In-N-Out cravings get so much worse when you can&apos;t have it), b) it was 100 days &apos;til PoA (I -will- keep the countdown going), and c) it looks like I will be forced to see the Passion of Christ. Well, not forced exactly... Mum doesn&apos;t want to go see it alone and even though I&apos;d refused to see it, I feel bad for her and have reluctantly told I would. I&apos;m going to sit for hours watching a sub-titled relentessly violent movie on a subject I don&apos;t particularly care about whatsoever... oh joy. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;School is over for the week! Huzzah! We didn&apos;t dance today which was slightly disappointing &apos;cause I kinda wanted to make my body into and exhausted painful pulp just one more time before the weekend... probably best to let if have it&apos;s rest though. In other news, Mr. Goth-Who-Knows-ALL-About-Philosophy wasted at least half an hour of class time today arguing stupid pointless shit. He&apos;s such an idiot! I need to find out his real name. So I can hunt him down... Oh and RCC was taken over by Munchkins this morning. I think they were there to see a play. *shrug* There were hundreds of them!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I know I had another paragraph about somethin-... oh! I remember! I was commenting on the fact that people have been updating a lot lately. Particularly Luke. I mena, we hardly ever hear from him and now he&apos;s updating, like, twice a day. You&apos;re kinda freaking me out, Twin. But it&apos;s ok! Don&apos;t stop!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;We have broken 100!!!! 99 days! WHOO! *hums &quot;something wicked this way comes&quot;*&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;i&gt;Edit: &quot;Math is like a prostitute: you just do it and it doesn&apos;t matter.&quot; *giggle* &lt;/i&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 26 Feb 2004 05:29:31 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>*whines*</title>
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  <description>School is going... well, it&apos;s just going. Very stressful. My German book still hasn&apos;t arrived. The -workbook- has, but not the actual book so the workbook is pretty much useless. Really like the clas though, now if I could only study the vocabulary so I knew what was going on... &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Philosophy is good too. Except for this one guy who&apos;s like, gothic or something? Which I don&apos;t have a problem with, but he nitpics every single thing the professor says. Argues things completely off topic. He&apos;s such an ass. Teacher tells him at least 4 times a class to shut up (well, not in so many words, but more or less) but he just keeps on going. Ugh...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I HATE my other classes! Well, ok, no, I don&apos;t. My body hates them! I am so sore... Jazz dance on Tuesdays and Thursdays and Karate on Monday and Wenesday. My body gets no real chance to rest. As Mark puts it &quot;You may hate me now, but you&apos;ll love me when it comes to bikini season&quot;... Which doesn&apos;t change the fact that we hate him now, now does it? *moan* It hurts to laugh! I mean, that&apos;s really really sad &apos;cause I&apos;m laughing all the time and groaning at the same time! Things are just too damn amusing! &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So yeah, I&apos;m in a weird mood as usual. On one hand I&apos;m totally happy and laughing (and groaning) and excited, and on the other I&apos;m really depressed. At the same time... Happy and depressed *scrunchy face* Together! *chuckles softly to the few people/person that got that* So yeah, I think it&apos;s mostly just &apos;cause I&apos;m exhausted. So, keeping that in mind, I&apos;m going to go have sore muscle stuff put on and then go off to bed. whee.</description>
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  <lj:music>The heater... and I think it may be raining again?</lj:music>
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  <pubDate>Mon, 23 Feb 2004 01:30:27 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Stupid romantic comedies</title>
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  <description>Alena and I had a good time. Spent the night at her house last night and watched most of the commentary for FotR and TTT plus this other interviewy thing which was really cool. Finally got to see the film that goes with some of these random icons I&apos;ve seen floating around. Wished we&apos;d had more time to just talk but &apos;twas good. Got home this morning and Mum decided she wanted to see a movie. Went and saw 50 First Dates which was really good (Seannie is so cute and -such- a great actor!) but... I dunno. Just me being my pathetic sappy self. Put me in a really weird mood. So I went and bought Ben and Jerry&apos;s ice cream and life will be better because of that soon.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;103 days until Prisoner of Azkaban! Getting excited! WHOO!</description>
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  <pubDate>Sun, 22 Feb 2004 01:30:26 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>You deliver that Elvish Smackdown Gandalf!</title>
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  <description>Alena and I went and saw Return of the King again today. Only my third time, but it was a good one. Everyone in that theatre probably hated us, except for the couple sitting down the row from us. The woman was totally enthusiastic and kept clapping and such. Billy sang... yum... my hands are seriously abused from all the knuckle bting that occured. *knuckle bite* Alena and I could not stop laughing at one part when Aragorn burst through the doors to tell Theoden that Gondor has called for help. He says &quot;The beacon is lit&quot; and I followed with &quot;The British are coming, the British are coming!&quot; Hee hee hee. It really amused us. We tried to laugh quietly. It was also nice to look for some of the things that I&apos;ve been reading about such as Sam calling the little baby Frodo, and the symbolism thing with the ring right before it&apos;s destroyed, and of course the massively bad shot of Pippin at the Black Gate when it&apos;s his double. Alena and I kept pointing &quot;double&quot; shots out to each other. Mostly with Pip. I&apos;m trying to remember other good parts... Eh, well, the whole movie was good. It was grand! It was in Stadium Seating! And Alena and I got matching RotK t-shirts later in the mall! Whee! And the night&apos;s not over yet. I finally get to see the commentary for FotR and TTT. Huzzah! And hang out with my Hawaii bud! And laugh hysterically at the most random... &lt;br /&gt;AH! Almost forgot the most random part of the day. As we were leaving the mall, we walked by this guy who was yelling at this other guy, telling him something like &quot;You need to lay down the fucking line and stand up to this guy. He&apos;s gotta know that this is YOUR kiosk and he can&apos;t take it from you.&quot; ROFL! I don&apos;t know why this struck me as so funny but it did. My new battle cry is &quot;Defend your kiosk.&quot; A kiosk... whoo! *wipes away the tears of laughter* Life is good. &lt;br /&gt;Ok, I think I shall leave you with this and then go read.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a name=&quot;cutid1&quot;&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Dear Julia,&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I&apos;m sorry you will be unable to join us at the 2004 International Society of Poets&apos; Spring Convention and Symposium at the Walt Disney World Resort--the largest and most prestigious poetry event ever held. As you know, you were selected to be honored at this event, and we were looking forward to your presenting your poetic artistry in front of the more than 2000 poets from over 50 countries who will be attending.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;However, because we don&apos;t want you to miss out on this unique opportunity altogether, we have arranged a way for you and your poetic accomplishments to be a part of this event in a major way, without your actually being present. Although you will be unable to participate in the Convention contest (you must be present to win), you can receive all of the awards and benefits of ISP membership we have scheduled for you--including your custom engraved Outstanding Achievement in Poetry Silver Award Bowl (see it here), your bronze Commemorative Award Medallion, and your Full One Year Membership into the International Society of Poets for 2004--if you will allow us to present one of your poems at the convention in your place.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;We have arranged for professional poetry readers to read your poem at this largest gathering of poets in history. Our readers will present your poem with imaginative style, so that your artistry receives the worldwide exposure and recognition that it deserves. Your poem will also be featured in printed form, proudly displayed in a special room at the convention that will be accessible to more than 2000 attending poets and guests.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And let me tell you a little about the actual awards and membership benefits that you will receive by mail immediately after you confirm your participation in this prestigious event by submitting your poem: &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-- Your Outstanding Achievement in Poetry Silver Award Bowl (a $200.00 value) is a magnificent work of art in itself that measures over 10 inches across and over 11 inches high. It is handcrafted in silver and has your name custom-engraved on a beautiful cherry-wood base. It is certain to enjoy a special place of pride in your home and will serve as a fitting symbol of your unique poetic artistry. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-- Your bronze Commemorative Award Medallion (a $40.00 value) is a deeply etched bronze medal brilliantly displayed on a 25 inch red, white and blue satin ribbon. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-- And your Full One Year Membership into the International Society of Poets for 2004 (a $60.00 value) entitles you to a personalized membership card, an ISP patch and decal, entry into special contests during the year, and a subscription to The Poet&apos;s Corner quarterly newsletter. Please note, if you are already an ISP member, your benefits will be extended an additional year.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Julia, all that&apos;s required for us to immediately send you all of these Awards is for you to submit a poem to be formally presented at the convention. Additionally, we must also ask you for the necessary funds ($169.00 plus p+h) to cover the costs of the time and effort required to present your poem before the convention attendees both aloud and in writing, as well as the costs incurred in insuring and shipping to you these extremely bulky and heavy awards via Federal Express.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Julia, we are, of course, ultimately most interested in meeting you and having you personally present your artistry in front of the thousands of other poets who attend these live events. Unfortunately, this is not to be the case at this time, so we&apos;re trying to do the next best thing. But we sincerely hope to personally present you with your most deserved awards in the future.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Sincerely,&lt;br /&gt;Steve Michaels&lt;br /&gt;Convention Awards Chairperson&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;P.S. Your Outstanding Achievement in Poetry Award, bronze Commemorative Award Medallion, and ISP membership kit will be shipped to you by Federal Express, and will be accompanied by an iron-clad promise that you will be thrilled with your awards. If for any reason you&apos;re not completely delighted, simply return them any time within 60 days of receipt for a full refund, no questions asked.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;P.P.S. You&apos;ll also receive a $100.00 gift certificate off the registration of a future ISP convention so that we can formally recognize your poetic accomplishments in person at a date that&apos;s convenient to you.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Submit your poem here and receive your awards or go to&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;https://www.poetry.com/poetscorner/absenteeorder.asp?VIP=P3472911&amp;SC=W225&amp;fn=Julia&amp;ln=Schatz&quot;&gt;https://www.poetry.com/poetscorner/absenteeorder.asp?VIP=P3472911&amp;SC=W225&amp;fn=Julia&amp;ln=Schatz&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;If you no longer wish us to notify you of poetic events that we believe may be of interest to you, please click here, or go to &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.poetry.com/nl/stopemail.asp&quot;&gt;http://www.poetry.com/nl/stopemail.asp&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Wow, only $169 to have my poetry read in an imaginative way by a professional poetry reader?!?! Dude, sign me up!</description>
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  <pubDate>Fri, 20 Feb 2004 18:10:13 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Someone was never taught the finer points of gnoming...</title>
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  <description>&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.oregonlive.com/metrosouthwest/oregonian/index.ssf?/base/metro_southwest_news/107719569873340.xml&quot;&gt;And now she must pay.&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;That is all.</description>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 19 Feb 2004 05:52:47 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Real quick like</title>
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  <description>So school went well again today, sorta.&lt;br /&gt;German looks like it&apos;s going to be insanely long... 3 hours a day, two days a week. Yuck. Karate might get cancelled. :-( And while I got into my math class (yay) when I tried to add it they said I was over the units I&apos;m allowed to take... Meh? This would put me at, like, 16, 2 of which are P.E. and the other is just Choir... Wonderful. So now I have to try to get ahold of a counselor to talk to and do it before tomorrow night so that I can hopefully order my books tomorrow and hopefully get them before Monday (wishful thinking) so I can, you know, do my homework and such. Oh and I can already tell this math class, if I do get into it, is really pathetic. She was explaining the midpoint formula today... I swear I learned that in sixth grade... but they say I have to take it so whatev. It&apos;ll be an easy 5 units. Funf! *giggle* That&apos;s a funny word. Whoo... Sleepy time comes.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And just for the hell of it &apos;cause I happened to notice it on Nancy&apos;s LJ before I drifted away to bed...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://images.quizilla.com/M/Monkee5/1074630341_RingsFrodo.jpg&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; alt=&quot;Hullo&quot;&gt;&lt;br&gt;Your a Lord of the Rings expert! Rock on! Your sure&lt;br&gt;know your Lord of the Rings stuff! You&lt;br&gt;obvisouly love LOTR and are pretty interested&lt;br&gt;in the movies and books &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://quizilla.com/users/Monkee5/quizzes/**%20A%20Super%20Hard%20Lord%20of%20the%20Rings%20Quiz%20**/&quot;&gt; &lt;font size=&quot;-1&quot;&gt;** A Super Hard Lord of the Rings Quiz **&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt; &lt;font size=&quot;-3&quot;&gt;brought to you by &lt;a href=&quot;http://quizilla.com&quot;&gt;Quizilla&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;i&gt;Well no shit...&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Well done you are a real Sam FAN!!!You really like&lt;br&gt;Sam and Lord of the Rings.You sure know your&lt;br&gt;Sam info and you have seen the movie or maybe&lt;br&gt;even read the book.You think Sam is a brave and&lt;br&gt;loyal friend to Frodo and love him soooo&lt;br&gt;much.......ROCK ON&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;font size=&quot;-1&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://quizilla.com/users/Monkee5/quizzes/Samwise%20The%20Brave/&quot;&gt;Samwise The Brave&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br&gt; &lt;font size=&quot;-3&quot;&gt;brought to you by &lt;a href=&quot;http://quizilla.com&quot;&gt;Quizilla&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;i&gt;That one was really somewhat pathetic...&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You are an......ELF.You are very wise and would&lt;br&gt;most like to live somewhere in the quiet with&lt;br&gt;lots of nature stuff.You are very kind and&lt;br&gt;brave&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;font size=&quot;-1&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://quizilla.com/users/Monkee5/quizzes/Another.........What%20Lord%20of%20the%20Rings%20Creature%20are%20you%3F%3F/&quot;&gt;Another.........What Lord of the Rings Creature are you??&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br&gt; &lt;font size=&quot;-3&quot;&gt;brought to you by &lt;a href=&quot;http://quizilla.com&quot;&gt;Quizilla&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;i&gt;Also kinda pathetic... 4 questions? Come on... what kind of a quiz is that?&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/b&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Wed, 18 Feb 2004 02:06:06 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Tired...</title>
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  <description>First day of classes went well. Got into a &quot;Class Voice&quot; class that looks really good. Maybe now I&apos;ll learn how to actually sing (Yeah, thanks a lot Pumphrey). However when I went to get the book for it it&apos;s supposed to come with a 2 CD set which is cool and all except that somehow I only ended up with one... Ugh... So now I have to go fight my way through the bookstore again at some point. Which I need to do anyway &apos;cause I have to get my German books and probably math if I get into that class. WHY am I taking German?! WHY WHY WHY?! The books are going to be $160... for one class... I didn&apos;t expect that much. Oh well. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Math was good &apos;cept I&apos;m not sure I&apos;m going to get in. We&apos;ll find out tomorrow. Philosophy was also good except for the one kid who kept trying to turn everything into a debate. The teacher finally told him to shut up. Well, not in so many words but she was getting pretty ticked. Whee! Least she didn&apos;t go along with it. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I am soooooo excited about my dance class. Last semester I was kinda intimidated by Mark but I think that&apos;s just &apos;cause I hadn&apos;t had him in class yet. He&apos;s so funny! And he read my critique on his dance that I wrote for another teacher and loved it and complimented me on it again today. Something I wrote two months ago. I was really surprised he knew who I was. Whoo! Oh and the girl who played the witch in Into the Woods with me last semester and she&apos;s really fun so that&apos;ll be cool. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So yeah, everything was good I&apos;m just really tired now and still have to wait for a bit for Mum to get out of work. Then I need to go buy dance clothes and shoes and get money for books... ugh... Must get a job sometime soon. Hope everyone is doing well and such!</description>
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  <pubDate>Sun, 15 Feb 2004 06:02:02 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Eh...</title>
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  <description>Hung out with the whores for a bit today, not long enough as usual. When you&apos;ve barely seen each in the past month or two 3 hours just doesn&apos;t cut it. But it was good nonetheless. I decided on something amusing to do for theatre awards, Bethany and I tried on clothes that Colleen picked out for us, and I got an &quot;interesting&quot; present from Bethany... ... ... &lt;br /&gt;...&lt;br /&gt;Nightmares will commence soon.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;center&gt;&lt;table width=&quot;50%&quot; cellspacing=&quot;0&quot; cellpadding=&quot;0&quot;&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td width=&quot;16.67%&quot; bgcolor=&quot;red&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td width=&quot;16.67%&quot; bgcolor=&quot;orange&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td width=&quot;16.67%&quot; bgcolor=&quot;yellow&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td width=&quot;16.67%&quot; bgcolor=&quot;green&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td width=&quot;16.67%&quot; bgcolor=&quot;blue&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td width=&quot;16.67%&quot; bgcolor=&quot;purple&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td colspan=&quot;6&quot; align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.livejournal.com/users/shared_boxers/578528.html&quot;&gt;Marriage is love.&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Random comic #7, I think. Frazz amuses me.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://img16.photobucket.com/albums/v47/theonlyofficer/sciencevsallegory.jpg&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;In other news I start school on Tuesday I hope... little problem there but we won&apos;t go into that. I still need to get my schedule worked out a bit but I think I&apos;ll do that then. And I need to buy books. It was so nice not buying them with the rush last semester... not going to happen this time. Eh, I&apos;ll live. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And a quiz...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://images.quizilla.com/A/alionetibles/1075356532_topblooger.jpg&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; alt=&quot;blogger&quot;&gt;&lt;br&gt;You&apos;re a Blogger. You live for your online journal&lt;br&gt;and constantly update every second of your&lt;br&gt;life. You -might- have a Xanga. But you&lt;br&gt;probably have a DeadJournal or LiveJournal. You&lt;br&gt;probably -want- a paid account. You probably&lt;br&gt;got pissed off when LiveJournal got rid of&lt;br&gt;invite codes. You hear the word LJ and you&lt;br&gt;listen up. There&apos;s a good chance you&apos;re a&lt;br&gt;camera whore, and use your journal as an excuse&lt;br&gt;to show off half-naked pictures of yourself.&lt;br&gt;Get over yourself.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://quizilla.com/users/alionetibles/quizzes/What%20Internet%20Personality%20Are%20You%3F/&quot;&gt; &lt;font size=&quot;-1&quot;&gt;What Internet Personality Are You?&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt; &lt;font size=&quot;-3&quot;&gt;brought to you by &lt;a href=&quot;http://quizilla.com&quot;&gt;Quizilla&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Maybe I -shouldn&apos;t- have posted that. Oh well, I&apos;m a Blogger, right? I was compelled to. Deal.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Oh, and Alena? You make my heart smile so big! Thank you! *glomps*&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;P.S. Boys are stupid and they smell funny.&lt;br /&gt;P.P.S. Except for Billy who&apos;s an adonis and definitely doesn&apos;t fit into the &quot;boy&quot; category.&lt;br /&gt;P.P.P.S. Oh and Happy Valentine&apos;s Day and all that poppycock.&lt;br /&gt;P.P.P.P.S. Stopping with the Post-Scripts now.&lt;br /&gt;P.P.P.P.P.S. Promise.</description>
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  <pubDate>Sat, 14 Feb 2004 06:18:41 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Reflections on V-day, my sentiments exactly...</title>
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  <description>Where is Love?&lt;br /&gt;Does it fall from skies above?&lt;br /&gt;Is it underneath the willow tree&lt;br /&gt;that I&apos;ve been dreaming of?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Where is he,&lt;br /&gt;Who I close my eyes to see?&lt;br /&gt;Will I ever know the sweet &quot;hello&quot;&lt;br /&gt;That&apos;s meant for only me?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Who can say where he may hide?&lt;br /&gt;Must I travel far and wide,&lt;br /&gt;Till I am beside the someone who,&lt;br /&gt;I can mean something to?&lt;br /&gt;Where, where is love?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Every night I kneel and pray&lt;br /&gt;Let tomorrow be the day,&lt;br /&gt;When I see the face of someone&lt;br /&gt;Who I can mean something to.&lt;br /&gt;Where, where is Love? &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&quot;Where is Love&quot; - Oliver&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I believe that is all that needs to be said.</description>
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  <pubDate>Fri, 13 Feb 2004 22:52:47 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Un-buh-liev-a-bul...</title>
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  <description>Ok, so here&apos;s Hoolia... decides she&apos;s gonna bake some cookies. She&apos;s baking cookies... having a grand ol&apos; time. Takes a batch out, puts a batch in. Closes the door. Hmm... the door didn&apos;t close all the way. I&apos;ll just push this closed here and- What the- FUCK! Why the hell did the OVEN DOOR HANDLE JUST BREAK OFF IN MY HAND?!?!?!?!?!? AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! THE COOKIES WILL BURN AND SET THE HOUSE ON FIRE! AHHHHHH!!!! *runs around madly* Ugh... not a fun time in the Schatz Household... Luckily I figured out a way to pop the door open... but still... I do not want to tell my mother about this... *sigh*&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;On the plus side I found a really cool downloadable Sindarin dictionary that rocks my socks! It makes me so happy!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And in other news, my Harry Potter DVDs continue to mock me. It&apos;s a good thing I don&apos;t own the LotR ones &apos;cause I don&apos;t think I could stand it if all 4 were sitting there mocking me. I might have a nervous breakdown... Oops, time to go pop the oven door open again. Laters all.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Edit a couple of hours later: On another note, the sun is going down and turning everything a weird orangey color. If I lived on Tornado Alley I&apos;d definitely say there was a twister coming. But I don&apos;t so hopefully there isn&apos;t. I&apos;m also hoping Hemet isn&apos;t on fire, as amusing as that would be. Ok, must wrestle with the oven again...</description>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 12 Feb 2004 19:49:06 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Come on, everybody&apos;s doing it.</title>
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  <description>&lt;a name=&quot;cutid1&quot;&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://images.quizilla.com/P/ponygirl2008/1072789065_ictures001.jpg&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; alt=&quot;Will Turner is the caring young man from pirates of the caribbean. he will adore you till the day that he dies&quot;&gt;&lt;br&gt;You are going to Marry orlando Bloom. He will&lt;br&gt;always treat you right and is very romantic. He&lt;br&gt;will do anything for you. He is very polite and&lt;br&gt;has deep brown eyes and is very good looking&lt;br&gt;(which is another plus!). He can make anything&lt;br&gt;cheesy look really hot(like sliding down stairs&lt;br&gt;on a shield shooting arrows or wearing pointy&lt;br&gt;ears for example). Congrats!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://quizilla.com/users/ponygirl2008/quizzes/Which%20male%20celebrity%20are%20you%20going%20to%20marry%3F%20(now%2012%20(i%20just%20added%20more%2C%20and%20still%20more%20to%20come!)results%20that%20have%20pics!)/&quot;&gt; &lt;font size=&quot;-1&quot;&gt;Which male celebrity are you going to marry? (now 12 (i just added more, and still more to come!)results that have pics!)&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt; &lt;font size=&quot;-3&quot;&gt;brought to you by &lt;a href=&quot;http://quizilla.com&quot;&gt;Quizilla&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Only because Billy wasn&apos;t an option... stupid quiz. :-D I didn&apos;t even try for Orlando... crazy stuff. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You are the silver moonlight. You have a deep soul.&lt;br&gt;Many people call you mysterious but they just&lt;br&gt;don&apos;t know you. You are often alone but shine&lt;br&gt;hope on every one else. People look up to you&lt;br&gt;and call to you for advice. You have been&lt;br&gt;betrayed but you have forgaven them. Your faith&lt;br&gt;in life has made you an inspiration to us all.&lt;br&gt;You are intelligent, quiet, beautiful, and&lt;br&gt;kind. You will become very sucessful. Your&lt;br&gt;dream career could maybe deal with the joy of&lt;br&gt;music. Keep up the spirit and let your mind&lt;br&gt;drift to the shining hope of the silver moon.  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;font size=&quot;-1&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://quizilla.com/users/Rainingmoonlight/quizzes/What%20shade%20of%20moonlight%20are%20you%3F%20(Boys%20or%20Girls)/&quot;&gt;What shade of moonlight are you? (Boys or Girls)&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br&gt; &lt;font size=&quot;-3&quot;&gt;brought to you by &lt;a href=&quot;http://quizilla.com&quot;&gt;Quizilla&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Ok, that&apos;s 2 quizzes I&apos;ve gotten with the same results as Sephie...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://images.quizilla.com/V/vinacross/1041995613_ensitiveGF.gif&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; alt=&quot;You&amp;#39;re Sensitive and you&amp;#39;d like to stay that way..&quot;&gt;&lt;br&gt;-Sensitive- You&apos;re Sensitive, and you&apos;d like to&lt;br&gt;stay that way. Sorry,listened to a bit too much&lt;br&gt;Jewel there. You&apos;re sweet and very emotionally&lt;br&gt;charged. You definitely love the person you&apos;re&lt;br&gt;with, and always want to know how they&apos;re&lt;br&gt;feeling so you can make sure they&apos;re happy.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://quizilla.com/users/vinacross/quizzes/What%20Kind%20of%20Girlfriend%20Are%20You%3F/&quot;&gt; &lt;font size=&quot;-1&quot;&gt;What Kind of Girlfriend Are You?&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt; &lt;font size=&quot;-3&quot;&gt;brought to you by &lt;a href=&quot;http://quizilla.com&quot;&gt;Quizilla&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Aw, man. Couldn&apos;t go three for three. :-P I &apos;spose this one doesn&apos;t really count though. I mean, I&apos;m no one&apos;s girlfriend so it&apos;s all really moot. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://images.quizilla.com/M/madpiratejenny/1036301335_mboyresult.jpg&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; alt=&quot;tomboy&quot;&gt;&lt;br&gt;Tomboy&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://quizilla.com/users/madpiratejenny/quizzes/What&amp;#39;s%20your%20sexual%20appeal%3F/&quot;&gt; &lt;font size=&quot;-1&quot;&gt;What&apos;s your sexual appeal?&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt; &lt;font size=&quot;-3&quot;&gt;brought to you by &lt;a href=&quot;http://quizilla.com&quot;&gt;Quizilla&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I think I got that the last time I took this quiz. Guess I haven&apos;t changed. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://quizilla.com/users/wgryph/quizzes/What%20Finding%20Nemo%20Character%20are%20You%3F/&quot;&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://images.quizilla.com/W/wgryph/1054595074_ndoryframe.gif&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; alt=&quot;You are DORY!&quot;&gt;&lt;br&gt; &lt;font size=&quot;-1&quot;&gt;What Finding Nemo Character are You?&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt; &lt;font size=&quot;-3&quot;&gt;brought to you by &lt;a href=&quot;http://quizilla.com&quot;&gt;Quizilla&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Wow, got this the last time I took the quiz, too, I think... Yep, I did. Ok, next quiz.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://images.quizilla.com/D/DarthMaligna/1043366633_Quizelrond.jpg&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; alt=&quot;elrond&quot;&gt;&lt;br&gt;Congratulations! You&apos;re Elrond!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://quizilla.com/users/DarthMaligna/quizzes/Which%20Lord%20of%20the%20Rings%20character%20and%20personality%20problem%20are%20you%3F/&quot;&gt; &lt;font size=&quot;-1&quot;&gt;Which Lord of the Rings character and personality problem are you?&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt; &lt;font size=&quot;-3&quot;&gt;brought to you by &lt;a href=&quot;http://quizilla.com&quot;&gt;Quizilla&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Ooooook, we&apos;ll just ignore that one and move on. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://images.quizilla.com/1033715918_fulOrlando.jpg&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; alt=&quot;&quot;&gt;&lt;br&gt;Playful Orlando&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://quizilla.com/users/orliwhore/quizzes/What%20Orlando%20Bloom%20are%20You%3F/&quot;&gt; &lt;font size=&quot;-1&quot;&gt;What Orlando Bloom are You?&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt; &lt;font size=&quot;-3&quot;&gt;brought to you by &lt;a href=&quot;http://quizilla.com&quot;&gt;Quizilla&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Can we go to Chuck E. Cheese now? Can we huh? huh? Can we?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://images.quizilla.com/W/whitefleshpeach/1075790349_lotrpippin.JPG&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; alt=&quot;pippin&quot;&gt;&lt;br&gt;Your man (or rather hobbit) is Pippin.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://quizilla.com/users/whitefleshpeach/quizzes/The%20last%20&amp;#39;WHICH%20LOTR%20GUY%20IS%20FOR%20YOU%3F&amp;#39;%20quiz%20you&amp;#39;ll%20ever%20have%20to%20take%20-%20and%20you%20won&amp;#39;t%20be%20able%20to%20pick%20your%20outcome!/&quot;&gt; &lt;font size=&quot;-1&quot;&gt;The last &apos;WHICH LOTR GUY IS FOR YOU?&apos; quiz you&apos;ll ever have to take - and you won&apos;t be able to pick your outcome!&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt; &lt;font size=&quot;-3&quot;&gt;brought to you by &lt;a href=&quot;http://quizilla.com&quot;&gt;Quizilla&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It starts to become boring when you -know- what the answer is going to be...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://images.quizilla.com/V/Vincentsdream/1074564085_resamhappy.gif&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; alt=&quot;happy&quot;&gt;&lt;br&gt;You feel happy, and loved. Nothing could be any&lt;br&gt;better for you....you may even have a love one&lt;br&gt;in your life....go you.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://quizilla.com/users/Vincentsdream/quizzes/What%20Emotion%20Dominates%20you%3F%20/&quot;&gt; &lt;font size=&quot;-1&quot;&gt;What Emotion Dominates you? &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt; &lt;font size=&quot;-3&quot;&gt;brought to you by &lt;a href=&quot;http://quizilla.com&quot;&gt;Quizilla&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;With that, I believe I shall stop for now. </description>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 12 Feb 2004 05:20:09 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Not exactly the kind of &quot;side&quot; I was thinking of...</title>
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  <description>When I was being a good girl:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://images.quizilla.com/D/Dinette/1041923194_obbitbilly.JPG&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; alt=&quot;hobbit billy&quot;&gt;&lt;br&gt;Hobbit Billy&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://quizilla.com/users/Dinette/quizzes/Which%20side%20of%20Billy%20Boyd%20do%20YOU%20dream%20of%3F/&quot;&gt; &lt;font size=&quot;-1&quot;&gt;Which side of Billy Boyd do YOU dream of?&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt; &lt;font size=&quot;-3&quot;&gt;brought to you by &lt;a href=&quot;http://quizilla.com&quot;&gt;Quizilla&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;When I was being a not so good girl:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://images.quizilla.com/D/Dinette/1041923648_dsexybilly.JPG&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; alt=&quot;sexy billy&quot;&gt;&lt;br&gt;Sexy Billy&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://quizilla.com/users/Dinette/quizzes/Which%20side%20of%20Billy%20Boyd%20do%20YOU%20dream%20of%3F/&quot;&gt; &lt;font size=&quot;-1&quot;&gt;Which side of Billy Boyd do YOU dream of?&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt; &lt;font size=&quot;-3&quot;&gt;brought to you by &lt;a href=&quot;http://quizilla.com&quot;&gt;Quizilla&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And to stall the inevitable copy and pasted comment: Yes Frank, I am obsessed.</description>
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  <lj:music>Must.. put.. on.. music! Get.. songs.. out.. of.. head..</lj:music>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 12 Feb 2004 01:51:29 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Seems appropriate for this week..</title>
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  <description>&lt;a href=&quot;http://quizme.stvlive.com/valentine/quiz.php&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;&lt;center&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://quizme.stvlive.com/valentine//results/kissme.gif&quot; width=&quot;297&quot; height=&quot;119&quot; border=&quot;0&quot;&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;font face=&quot;verdana,arial,helvetica&quot; size=&quot;1&quot;&gt;discover your inner candy heart @ quiz me&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Now to find someone to give the candy heart to... hmm...&lt;/font&gt;</description>
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  <lj:music>Me singing &quot;Into the West&quot; over and over and over and over..</lj:music>
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  <pubDate>Wed, 11 Feb 2004 03:32:05 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Harry Potter Questionaire</title>
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  <description>One or the other&lt;br /&gt;1. Professor Quill or Professor Snape: I&apos;m going to assume you meant Professor Quirrell &apos;cause if you didn&apos;t I&apos;m going to feel like a complete idiot and have to go hide under a rock for the rest of my life &apos;cause I don&apos;t remember a Professor Quill. :-( However, that&apos;s besides the point &apos;cause I&apos;d have to pick Snape. He got to stay around longer. &lt;br /&gt;2. Hagrid or Professor McGonagall: This is the most random comparison... Hagrid. &lt;br /&gt;3. Crabbe or Goyle: Alena&apos;s is too good to change: There&apos;s a difference?&lt;br /&gt;4. Hermione or Ginny: Hermione&lt;br /&gt;5. Harry or Ron: Ron&lt;br /&gt;6. Daniel Radcliffe or Rupert Grint: Oooh, toughie. I think I&apos;d go with Daniel&lt;br /&gt;7. Gryffindor, Slytherin, Ravenclaw or Hufflepuff: Gryffindor (I know, I follow the popular crowd). If I were to actually -be- in a house it&apos;d probably be Ravenclaw, though.&lt;br /&gt;8. Mrs. Norris or Hedwig: Hedwig! Pretty owl&lt;br /&gt;9. Professor Lockhart or Dumbledore: *ahem* Swoon. *fans herself* (Ok, only, like, 2 people got that, besides, I&apos;d actually pick Dumbledore)&lt;br /&gt;10. Lucius or Draco: Draco&lt;br /&gt;11. Percy Weasley or Fred/George Weasley: Fred and George!!!!! Percy&apos;s a bastard. *mumble grumble stupid little mumble grumble*&lt;br /&gt;12. Oliver Wood or Tom Riddle: Oliver Wood! He used to be just a branch! *whistle*&lt;br /&gt;13. potions or herbology: Yick... can I pick Arithmancy instead? No? Potions I guess.&lt;br /&gt;14. Chamber Of Secrets, Sorcerors Stone or Prisoner Of Azkaban (movie): Well, wouldn&apos;t really know about PoA but I have high hopes for it. &lt;br /&gt;15. COS, SS, POA, GOF or OOTP (book): GoF&lt;br /&gt;16. Snape or Lockhart: ... Snape? &apos;Cause he actually knows what he&apos;s doing.&lt;br /&gt;17. Neville or Crabbe/Goyle: Aww... definitely Neville! &apos;Specially after OotP&lt;br /&gt;18. Hagrid or Mr. Dursley: ? These are so random! Hagrid&lt;br /&gt;19. Neville or Dudley: Neville&lt;br /&gt;20. Draco or Harry: Harry&lt;br /&gt;21. Ron or Hermione: ... ... ... I can&apos;t CHOOSE!&lt;br /&gt;22. Ron, Fred/George, Percy or Ginny: Fred/George and Ron&lt;br /&gt;23. Mr. &amp; Mrs. Dursley or Mr. &amp; Mrs. Weasley: Weasleys. They remind me of the Wests, so much! or vice versa&lt;br /&gt;24. Professor Sprout or Professor McGonagall: McGonagall&lt;br /&gt;25. Tom Riddle or Ron Weasley: Ron&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;compare to LOTR:&lt;br /&gt;26. Dobby or Gollum: Gollum&lt;br /&gt;27. Voldemort or Sauron: Sauron. Although... hmm... we&apos;ll have to see what ends up happening to Voldie&lt;br /&gt;28. Harry or Frodo: Frodo. I think I&apos;m more emotionally involved with the LotR characters&lt;br /&gt;29. LOTR or Harry Potter (movies): LotR&lt;br /&gt;30. LOTR or Harry Potter (books): LotR&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It may just be because LotR is more recent. I may switch back to Harry... LotR is so much deeper though... hmm...</description>
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  <lj:music>Into the West - Annie Lennox</lj:music>
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  <pubDate>Tue, 10 Feb 2004 18:41:08 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Random Game #1</title>
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  <description>&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.davidandgoliathtees.com/new/games/throwrocks.html&quot;&gt;Girls, I think you&apos;ll enjoy this.&lt;/a&gt; The funniest part to me is that I have the sticker that goes along with this game... so random.</description>
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  <pubDate>Tue, 10 Feb 2004 06:55:50 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Before I go to bed...</title>
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  <description>...I will share Random Comic #6 with you. I&apos;m sure you&apos;re all ecstatic.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://img16.photobucket.com/albums/v47/theonlyofficer/stupidviewpoints.bmp&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;G&apos;night.</description>
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  <pubDate>Tue, 10 Feb 2004 05:32:22 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Um, duh?</title>
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  <description>&lt;img src=&quot;http://images.quizilla.com/W/weeet/1039071283_Chermione.jpg&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; alt=&quot;You are Herm-Own-Ninny&quot;&gt;&lt;br&gt;you are a cute bushel with brains&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://quizilla.com/users/weeet/quizzes/Who%20are%20you%20in%20the%20Harry%20Potter%20or%20Hogwarts%20Universe%3F/&quot;&gt; &lt;font size=&quot;-1&quot;&gt;Who are you in the Harry Potter or Hogwarts Universe?&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt; &lt;font size=&quot;-3&quot;&gt;brought to you by &lt;a href=&quot;http://quizilla.com&quot;&gt;Quizilla&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://images.quizilla.com/S/snickerzdelite46/1074362441_uresgenius.JPG&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; alt=&quot;Picture of the One Ring&quot;&gt;&lt;br&gt;WOW!! Good job! You know as much about Middle Earth&lt;br&gt;as I do!! Finally, someone who knows Middle&lt;br&gt;Earth! Most people think they know everything&lt;br&gt;there is to know about Middle earth just by&lt;br&gt;watching the movies! HAH!! well keep up the&lt;br&gt;good work! ( I wouldn&apos;t be surprised if you are&lt;br&gt;learning elvish!! ) &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://quizilla.com/users/snickerzdelite46/quizzes/*~*%20The%20TOUGHEST%20Lord%20Of%20The%20Rings%20Quiz%20*~*%20%20%5Bwith%20pictures!%5D/&quot;&gt; &lt;font size=&quot;-1&quot;&gt;*~* The TOUGHEST Lord Of The Rings Quiz *~*  [with pictures!]&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt; &lt;font size=&quot;-3&quot;&gt;brought to you by &lt;a href=&quot;http://quizilla.com&quot;&gt;Quizilla&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I mean, really... Was there ever any doubt?</description>
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  <pubDate>Mon, 09 Feb 2004 22:33:37 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>So much boredom</title>
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  <description>LotR Questionaire #5?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;1. Fave Tolkien book: Fellowship of the Ring&lt;br /&gt;2. Fave LOTR Memorabilia: Um, sadly I don&apos;t have much. I guess my posters. &lt;br /&gt;3. Fave LOTR Actor Appearance besides LOTR: *shrug*&lt;br /&gt;4. Fave scene of all 3 movies: I&apos;ll go with Council of Elrond. Or when Pippin sings.&lt;br /&gt;5. Do you think Sean Astin deserved an Oscar nomination for Best Supporting Actor? Totally&lt;br /&gt;6. How many times did you see FOTR in theaters? 3, I think&lt;br /&gt;7. How many times did you see TTT in theaters? 2? Maybe if I ask Colleen she would remember. &lt;br /&gt;8. How many times did you see ROTK in theaters? 2 so far. May see it again this weekend. &lt;br /&gt;9. Do you own the extended editions? Sadly, no. I don&apos;t see the point of getting them until I get a TV and DVD player. However, soon as I do they will be the first things I buy. &lt;br /&gt;10. Which Oscar Awards do you think LOTR should win? All 11 plus a few more that they -should- have been nominated for!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;LotR Questionaire #2?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Fave place in Middle Earth: Hmm... Lothlorien, I &apos;spose&lt;br /&gt;Fave race in Middle Earth: Elves&lt;br /&gt;Where would you live (Middle Earth): Lothlorien!&lt;br /&gt;What race would you be: Elf (starting to get redundant, no?)&lt;br /&gt;Fave evil character: Ooo... Saruman, I think&lt;br /&gt;Fave book: Fellowship&lt;br /&gt;Fave song off of soundtracks: Ah! So many! Besides the usual Into the West, Steward, and May it Be, I also really like Hope and Memory, The Black Rider, The Bridge of Khazad Dum and The Breaking of the Fellowship.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Ok, that&apos;s about all I can take for the moment... must find something to occupy my time.</description>
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